When I utilize the bathroom excrementally, I often do not lock the door. “Why?” is a question a wise child might ask. Two reasons: (1) I relish the danger of potentiality; and (2) if someone does wander in, the expressions and uncomfortablity of the situation are as priceless as a Taste of India buffet .
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August 18, 2007 at 4:52 pm
Do you do this when you are using public restrooms, too?
August 19, 2007 at 8:52 pm
Just ask the midlife female in the Bend, Oregon 7-11 yesterday. She was all, “oh my God. I’m so sorry,” and I was like, “um, so this is happening.”