1. ginger[funny] What happens when you tickle a clown to death?
  2. [what's for supper?] Tabasco, strawberry and radish salad; grilled armadillo sprinkled with baked kudzu chips; honey-dipped raw jellyfish
  3. [a way to go] The Hindenburg, the Titanic, or the Challenger?
  4. [food] Where should I put this Taco Bell chimichanga?
  5. [sweet voices] If your breasts were filled with helium, would you permit Mike Tyson to give suck to your nipples in an effort to hear the highest sound audible to human ears?
  6. [nothing] Imagine time doesn’t exist. What would you do then?
  7. [round pound] The first shall be last, and the last shall be first. Which will you be?
  8. [euphamisms] Would you rather “sluff a chutney”, or “rake the churchyard”?
  9. [H.J.'s] Spit and polish or rough and tumble?
  10. [My roommate Ben] You gonna pay me that 10 bucks you owe me, dude? Don’t make me ask-because that makes me feel like an asshole. I know its just 10 bucks, but its partly the principle of it and I need 10 bucks. That’s like gas money. Or beer money. Seriously. I hate to even bring it up, but sheesh.
  11. [Jesus H. Christ] Who’s your daddy?