At this moment in time (which has already passed), if you searched Google for “flowers that look like ducks”, mindflowers.net comes in the top seven! I’ve hardly been so proud, which I recognize is a deadly sin, so if I spontaneously implode or drown in a vat of piping-hot Velveeta this week, unfettered pride is the culprit and dogmatic Christianity must be true.
Oh the things you think about when you have a blog. I’ve collected some of the amusing search terms folks use to discover us:
- all things testicular
- average amount of man chowder
- do morning glory flowers make you hallucinate?
- the bible, me and despair
- do men like getting flowers?
- how to raise unicorns
- do sperm banks help you ejaculate
- proof of wormholes
- the enema women like
- what it is like to be a trucker
- gangrene and hospice
- penis bulge of Zac Efron
- i know him like the palm of my hand
- bringing back Reebok Pumps
- putting sperm in food
- flowers that make you throw up
