Dear Rudolph,
Let me begin by saying I love so much and I never want to lose you.
I have no idea why I am lactating. I’ve never been pregnant and I swear to the Virgin Mary I am not sleeping around. We could either view this negatively or kinkily. I mean, now we have an entirely new fluid to fool around with, right? Some creamy deliciousness to top off your morning coffee, or I could spray all over your hard chest and lick it off. Nutritious foreplay!
mmmmmmh love,
Allison
