[due to the low resolution image, the letter is transcribed below]
Dear Jim -
I know you think that I think you do not like me anymore, but it is simply untrue. I like your mom and I thought we got along well even though she thought my outfit was inappropriate. To me, yellow and blue do match. What is really going on? I really do still like you, too.
Give me a call back.
(I’ll give you a handjob.)
Sarah
[Help! They are blasting Bryan Adams in here! Let me out!]
