Of all the recent T.V. to movie adaptations, the one I’m most excited about is “Magnum, P.I.”  The script has been leaked to the MindFlowers staff and here’s some of the highlights:

  1. Over forty-five minutes of Vietnam flashbacks.
  2. T.C. is played by The Rock.
  3. Magnum has moved and the action takes place in rural Montana.
  4. Higgins is not only revealed to be Robin Masters, but also a woman.
  5. Zeus and Apollo make cameos as mounted heads in a trophy room.
  6. The case Magnum takes on centers around the separation of church and state.
  7. Rick is played by Michael J Fox.
  8. The script is aimed at getting within an NC-17 rating.
  9. CGI mustache.
  10. David Hasselhoff plays one of Magnum’s sidekicks, “Juanito”.
  11. Running time: 68 minutes.
  12. The second of “His Dark Materials” trilogy.
  13. Kevin Costner plays one of Magnum’s sidekicks, “Lo-Xianzu”.
  14. Thomas Magnum played by Shia LaBeouf.
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