My friend Ross emailed me this poem by Daniil Kharms entitled Blue Notebook Number 10:
“There lived a redheaded man who had no eyes or ears. He had no hair, so that we called him redheaded provisionally. He couldn’t speak because he had no mouth. He had no nose either. He didn’t even have arms or legs. He had no stomach, and he had no back, and he had no spine, and he had no insides at all. He didn’t have anything! So that it’s unclear who we’re talking about. It’s better that we say no more about him.”
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March 11, 2008 at 8:59 am
Except for being redheaded, I would think you were talking about Geo. Bush.
March 11, 2008 at 9:16 am
Soon, my friend. Very soon.
And FYI, Bush does have a frotch (fire crotch — red-headed pubes). I know this from an experience in a Minneapolis airport bathroom stall. I have to admit, though, our President does give excellent head.