NEWSFLASH!! Mindflowers.net was recently voted The 2009 Most Influential Website on the Internet, beating down such luminaries as Foxnews.com and ReserveASpotInHeaven.com (poll sample deduced from a 2am post-coital conference call between three Mindflowers.net staff members; margin for error: plus or minus 69%).
So how did our speckle of a blog achieve such a dubiously distinguished honor? The answer is as simple as tic-tac-toe: gratuitous and strategic toilet humor. That’s right lads and lasses, during our six month lifespan we’ve intentionally spattered triple x speak throughout our wit, style and wisdom offerings. As a result, Mindflowers attracts plethoras of horny and confused web-surfers, and then our words proceed to change lives!!
And now, without further hesitation or commercial break, the moment your groin area has hankered for since you were twelve, our unveiling of the TOP TEN GOOGLE SEARCHES LINKING TO MINDFLOWERS (in non-chronological order):
8. best place to find cum filled condoms
1. how to film your wet dream
5. Adam and Eve having sex
10. Carolina girls sweeter than iced tea
3. I love being goddamn Batman
6. masturbating standing up
8. pictures of men giving birth
2. Mitt Romney is a God
7. drunk unicorns
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…and now, THE NUMBER FOUR GOOGLE SEARCH LINKING TO MINDFLOWERS…
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4. Semen is the root of all evil
