As your primary news source, Mindflowers has diligently reported on the upcoming International Pillow Fight Day to be held on March 22nd. A preliminary pillow fight flash mob was held last weekend at a park in Seattle. According to a Seattle Parks Department press release:

On Saturday a flash mob left Ballard’s Bergen Place covered with feathers after a pillow fight and on Sunday night vandals scrawled graffiti across several structures in Discovery Park. These two weekend incidents took 10 hours of staff time to clean up.

On Saturday afternoon, about 50 people converged on downtown Ballard’s Bergen Place for a spirited pillow fight. After about five minutes, feathers covered the entire park. Participants left soon after that without picking up after themselves. Parks maintenance crews spent six hours cleaning up the mess and a Parks security officer is trying to track down the organizer and other participants.

Mindflowers proposes that, if caught, the evil pillow fight perpetrators be immediately shipped to Guantanamo Bay to be sexually molested and detained for the rest of their sorry, pitiful lives without being charged. And their friends and family members should all be given water-boarding torture to find out what they know (hopefully something about the meaning of life). And, to avoid future 9/11′s, pillows SHOULD NOT be allowed on airplanes.

In conclusion, be conscientious about your pillow fighting. Unless you prefer hell to heaven. I know I do.