Under Our Newest Moons
Watching the stars come
out is so passé their Zodiac
though changing
is dial-up paced
we are all now unenthusiastic
about the prospect of romance
under the canopy of outdated
and bloated sparks
the newest moons
each packed with dead
and dying Laikas
their Promethean LED lights
cast shadows that trace us back
and forth like the officers’
penlights watching the dilated
pupils of accident victims
we are starstruck by their grace
as they watch us with
their government gazes as
we sin nightly in their vision
the moon whines in its lazy
one-faced pantomime
its craters unable to throw
late night televangelists
back to earth hurtling at light
speed like Lucifer to crash
into our homes
Ryan McGivern
April 1, 2008 at 3:16 pm
Poor Laika.
I would welcome
Laikas from heaven
a Latvian deluge of
deadogs
cigarettes
choc-o-lates.
I know a secret:
TV-angle-ists can’t tell you
your horoscope, even at
light-speed
high-bandwidth or
otherwise
(despite their tries) they’re
meteoric (brief)
bound to overheat, no
memento mori mounds of
Mars-earth candybars
named in their honor.
Poor TV-angle-ists.
April 1, 2008 at 5:14 pm
Thank you for your response-poem!
Here’s some space humor for you:
What was the last thing Laika said?
“Moscow, I have a paw-blem”
What do you call pretzels on Mir?
Cosmo-Knots!
What do you call it when an astronaut tosses an alien’s salad?
Tongue-in-cheek!
What did the teenager TXT message to Houston when she landed on Planet Stinky?
UFO B.O. OMG