Y’know, when I started this thing I never thought that it would lead to anybody
gettin’ hurt. Man. I feel so…bad about this.
Sure. I knew that being a Matador would involve a cape.
I also knew that it would be a RED cape. I saw that on the instructional video.
And I knew that I’d have some spears and a sword and stuff, but…
Holy balls, dude! I mean I just killed that big cow thing!
When my buddies at the Matador School used to tell me in the locker room:
“Lemme tell you, Juan. Stickin’ it in there and watching the blood shoot out is sooo hot!”
I thought they were talking about something else.
I feel like I’m gonna puke. I was so proud to graduate near the top of my class.
I earned an A+ in “Taunting” and an A- in “Spinal Cord Severing”,
but I thought that was more “theoretical” than “practical”.
Why a big cow would want to play the Matador game is beyond me!
Don’t they know that they’re probably gonna be tortured to death! What sickos!
I’ve never seen so many cows with death wishes like that!
Maybe they’re trying to prove a point or something….That’d be kinda cool.
Like a Don Quixote thing….Hmmm, maybe those cows are awesome.
Well, hell. If its a fight they want, its a fight they’ll get!
Ryan McGivern
