Moderator: Thank you for joining us this evening for the first Presidential debate between Lyndon LaRouche and La Bouche. Before we begin,….
La Bouche: Wanna be my lover wanna be my lover wanna be my lover
Moderator: Well, let’s begin. My first question goes to you, Lyndon LaRouche. If elected President, would you have diplomatic dialogue with the North Korea?
LaRouche: England’s fascism and the banking syndicates are set to destroy the world. Euclid and Anaxamander predicted this very situation, as the trade deficit of 1818-1820 squarely represents. There is no question of this. The only question is how long they will enslave us all without the aid of techno-neuro mind control.
Moderator: La Bouche, we have seen the dollar’s strength greatly diminish in recent….
La Bouche: If we could, we would like to touch on that same South Korea question.
Moderator: Alright.
La Bouche: Sweet dreams of rhythym and dancing.
Moderator: Would you like to elaborate?
La Bouche: Sweet dreams of passion through the night.
LaRouche: If I may. If I may, please interrupt….Look. The Anglo-Dutch Financier Tyranny as a hand-me-down of the ever ingenius Norman deniers and/or revilers of the immortal freedom of the spirit, best exemplified by the American legacy of FDR have never stopped and will never stop their quest for power. The British Empire, or should I say Brutish Empire, has sought through the means of media/mind control and hu/manipulation the absolute destruction of a free world. Harry S. Truman, a fascist, Bertrand Russell, a fascist, Stephen Hawkings, a fascist, Jimmy Buffett and Warren Buffett, both fascists, have subsequently further chained the naturally industrous and soaring spirit of the labor class.
Moderator: Moving on, La Bouche-this question is for you. What is the state of the war on terror? And, is victory possible?
La Bouche: In the night, in my dreams I’m in love with you.
Moderator: Would you like to elaborate?
La Bouche: ‘Cause you talk to me like lovers do.
LaRouche: I almost forgot! Mark Twain, Lionel Ritchie, Steve Martin, Ghengis Khan, Pol Pot, Tim Curry, Maya Angelou, Oprah, Desmond Tutu, Neville Chamberlain, Seal, Jaques Chirac, and Madonna are all fascists. Oh, and if you’re aged 18-26 and a one time History major drop-out who’s borderline homeless, I’m your candidate.
La Bouche: Wanna be my lover.
Moderator: (mutters to self) God, we need a third party…but then again, that’d be wasting my vote…

Ryan McGivern