Our crack Mindflowers interviewer JJ tracked down Jared Leto and Lindsay Lohan for
some Q and A about their new film “Chapter 27″.

JJ: Thanks for taking the time to speak with me,…
Jared Leto: Your wel..
JJ: Lindsay. I know you’re really busy.
Lindsay: Not really.
JJ: My first question goes to…let’s see: Lindsay.
Lindsay: Yay!
JJ: Lindsay, what was most difficult for you in playing your role?
Lindsay: I’d say it was the fact that I was playing a role. It meant that I had to be somewhere at a certain time, I couldn’t smoke when I wanted to…blah, blah, blah! Jeezus!
JJ: Jared. Hi there. Was it scary to get into a Hollywood movie?
Jared Leto: Well, I’d been in some films before so I kinda knew what to expect, and….
JJ: You’ve been in a movie before?
Jared Leto: Yeah.
JJ: Hmm. Ok. Go on.
Jared Leto: But the hardest thing for me in this film was probably gaining the weight.
JJ: Lindsay, did you gain any weight during the film?
Lindsay: Oh. My. Gawd. Like 2 pounds because I couldn’t smoke on set and there was like such junk food in my trailer. But, I drank myself back down to a hundred and two pounds, so its all good. Whiskey diet. Try it.
Jared Leto: I gained 50 pounds for this film. And lost like 25 pounds for “Requiem for a Dream”.
JJ: Lindsay, it was truly amazing that you were in this film.
Lindsay: I know. I know. I just TXTed summa my homegirls this morning and was like “Can U B-leev this sh*t?”
JJ: Amazing.
Jared Leto: I almost got diabetes in this film. Or gout. I almost got gout. My heart is still severely weakened. I got gray hairs.
JJ: Lindsay, you look great. I’ve just got to say it. You don’t look a day over 35.
Lindsay: I’m 21.
JJ: ….Lindsay, I loved “Speak” and “A Little More Personal”. When is your new album coming out?
Lindsay: Well, its tentatively titled “Bucka$$ Wilde” and its a high concept rock opera about Oscar Wilde and it will be out as a triple album release in June.
JJ: Jared Leto, do you like Lindsay’s music too?
Jared Leto: Well…I have a rock band. We’re pretty awesome…
JJ: Hmm. Ok. Well, thanks for chatting.
Jared Leto: I almost died for this movie.
JJ: Well, its gonna die in the box office, so maybe its appropriate….Get the hell outta here.
Lindsay: Yeah, Jared Leto, why don’t you just leave? (he leaves, sullen)
JJ: I thought you were in great in “Crossroads”.

Ryan McGivern