This is what you’re doing with the milk you
steal from my children?
You burnouts!
I’ve got an octopus like vacuum strapped
to my tender vittles day and night
so you can perform dorm room antics on
my Nurturing Love Potion of Life Giving?
Way to go.
Hey! I’ve got an idea: Why not stick a knife in my neck, and pour some bleach in my blood to see if cool colors swirl around? That’d be trippy! You sonsofbitches!
You think I like Wisconsin? I only moved here to contribute to the national demand for cheese pizza and cold cereal!
That’s it. I quit. Don’t come running to
my teets the next time you’re hankering for some 2% on your Lucky Charms. Assholes.
Bessie the Cow
April 24, 2008 at 12:40 pm
This is what you’re doing with the milk you
steal from my children?
You burnouts!
I’ve got an octopus like vacuum strapped
to my tender vittles day and night
so you can perform dorm room antics on
my Nurturing Love Potion of Life Giving?
Way to go.
Hey! I’ve got an idea: Why not stick a knife in my neck, and pour some bleach in my blood to see if cool colors swirl around? That’d be trippy! You sonsofbitches!
You think I like Wisconsin? I only moved here to contribute to the national demand for cheese pizza and cold cereal!
That’s it. I quit. Don’t come running to
my teets the next time you’re hankering for some 2% on your Lucky Charms. Assholes.
Bessie the Cow