Jesus Christ returning from the dead was an amazing thing. This video surpasses that! I actually found myself praying to God that it wouldn’t end.
Like usual, God argued with me. He was all like, “Everything has an end, dude,” and I was all like, “Just this one time, God. Please make it last forever,” and he was all like, “Okay, I’ll give you a choice. No more sex ever and the video will go on and on to infinity. Or the video will end and maybe someday you’ll get lucky.”
It was an impossible decision.
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