If you love animals as much as I do (rabbits, caribou, finches), you’ve got to help me stop
“Livery Stables”.
My research has found the advertisement below written by their owner and as far as I can tell neither PETA nor Animal Solidarity have heard about this ghastly enterprise. Read below and decide for yourself!!
Dearest Loyal Customer/Animal Loving Patriot:
Our most recent foray into the often turbulent but lucrative animal warehousing market has been met with great success.
Our clientele has always expected the very best from our patented Animal Warehousing Technologies,
but Livery Stables has now raised the bar with our new “Program: Excellence”
Our newest intiative, “Program: Excellence” is in short a miracle of modern Man.
First, we take our customers most beloved animals, pets, livestock, cattle, and/or seeing eye dogs and give them the everlasting empathy, spiritual connection, and non-judgemental love that they truly deserve. We then put them in a small, ammonia laced bleach bath in a wooden keg.
We then write down any feelings that we are sensing from our co-workers or the world-at-large and then place the creature in a cardboard lined slot in our newly spraypainted drywall.
We then give the animal a good washing with an ammonia mister that we have patented
ourselves called the “Mr. Myster”.
We then will test for breeding compatability with our other shelved pets.
Livery Stables is the Industry Leader.
We have a Corporate Motto which says: “Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum sonatur.”
Lemuel Osmond
Livery Stables
Please join MindFlowers in ending this barbaric venture.
Together, we can save a pet’s life.
