If you were any prettier you would be a bright red balloon,
…and you would float off into the sky and I would only be able to appreciate you from afar,
…and I would want to take a bow and arrow and pop you so you’d come back to me,
…but then you would be all flaccid and not pretty any more.
So instead I will let you float away.
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July 29, 2008 at 7:43 am
I love it when you’re dressed in your cute little air tank and the hiss of pressurized oxygen almost drowns out the waves of lust crashing over my heart and loins.
I love you like the pasta that will spill out of you when you’re gutted by a shark later this year. Ravioli is delicious with sea salt!
And you’re a pretty tasty dish too.
July 30, 2008 at 11:42 am
Hey! If you love balloons as much as I
do, you should check out the hot air balloons that will float away the
white-robed elect May 21, 2011
in Frankenmuth Michigan!