This was never the way I planned
I blame my digestion
I got so drunk, beer in hand
Lost my discretion
It’s not what, I’m used to
But the flood came so strong
I’m so sorry for you
Caught my expulsion
I pooped on my cat though I fought it
I admit that it was diarrheic
I pooped on my cat by accident
at least it didn’t get on the carpet
It came so strong
My ass clenched tight
I guess I drank too much tonight
I pooped on my cat though I fought it
I fought it
‘Gnome’ is your cute kitty name
It doesn’t matter,
You’re the target of my shame
Just human nature,
You’re not where,
I should poo
ASPCA calls it abuse
My head gets so confused
Hard to obey
I pooped on my cat though I fought it
When I’m drunk my colon gets spastic
I dunged my cat in accident
I hope my roommate don’t mind it
It felt so strong
My ass clenched tight
Gnome’ll haveta sleep outside tonight
I pooped on my cat though I fought it
I fought it
My cat you are so tragical
White fur, pink nose, so kissable
Hope you resist what’s communicable
Too much to deny it
It’s a big deal, its horrid scent
I pooped on my cat though I fought it
I admit there was also some piss
I dunged my cat by accident
I hope Gnome don’t get hepatitis
It felt so strong
My rectal fight
Gnome’ll haveta sleep outside tonight
I pooped on my cat though I fought it
I fought it
Katy Perry
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAp9BKosZXs
The Good Asian Drivers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AL5low-TqV8
Snake Puking a Hippo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dd7S6fRv224
Cat Stevens
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGNxKnLmOH4
Emerson Lake and Palmer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Y1x04hAUT4
June 23, 2009 at 9:20 pm
Am C Dm
This was never the way I planned
F
I blame my digestion
Am C Dm
I got so drunk, beer in hand
F
Lost my discretion
Am C
It’s not what, I’m used to
Dm F
But the flood came so strong
Am C Dm
I’m so sorry for you
F
Caught my expulsion
Am C
I pooped on my cat
Dm
though I fought it
F
I admit that it was diarrhetic
Am C
I pooped on my cat
Dm
by accident
F
at least it didn’t get on the carpet
Am C
It came so strong
Dm
My ass clenched tight
F
I guess I drank too much tonight
Am C
I pooped on my cat
Dm
though I fought it
F
I fought it
June 23, 2009 at 9:28 pm
My cat, Cuddle, is about 6 years old. We got 7 kittens for my daughters birthday last April and my daughters have not been getting along with the kittens as well as we’d like them to. My daughter has taken to peeing and pooing on Cuddle and as many of the kittens she can find. I’ve cleaned it and locked her in her room, so she cant get at them, but now she just poops and pees on her hope chest. We have decided to give a handful of the kittens to someone who can take care of them without my daughter around them. While waiting for the person who is taking the kitten, Linda has pooped a lot and peed a little on the couch across from the one I was sitting on. I tried to shoo her, but she kept on going. She just looked at me and kept going. The reason we are getting rid of the kitten, is because my daughter may be allergic. Last night before I went to bed, I noticed my daughter Linda looked a bit rough, like she wasn’t feeling well. She didnt eat or drink thru the night and she slept almost all morning. But she got up, so I figured she was feeling better. Then suddenly, while I was watching tv, she pooped on the couch, staring at me the whole time and then ran and hid. This just happened, which is why I haven’t locked her in the broomcloset, just wondering if anyone has any interpretations of whats going on. Thanks to all.
June 23, 2009 at 9:36 pm
I have a question about my cat, which has to do with my pooping.
Okay, most of the pooping problems consists of me and my wife Deb pooping constantly! Our cat is an indoor/outdoor cat and spends a lot of her time grooming but when she has to come inside because the crows are pecking at her sores my wife will generally pee on her but not whole hog or anything and I will typically really rail off some number two on/and around our cat. About half an hour to an hour ago, I was outside and Deb called me in and showed me that she too has begun pooping on the cat and in its food dish.
Deb also said, that after she did that, our cat wanted to go outside but when Deb tried to find her she went under the bed. I wasn’t too mad, but Deb got real mad and upset and furious. She said the cat ran away out of spite but I’m not sure about that. Why did the cat suddenly run under the bed? Deb is still fuming mad.
(and I’m upset with the cat too because I’ve always said if she ever did that, we’d get rid of her, which is why I started this thread because I’m VERY worried and I don’t want our cat to be running away from my wife or me for that matter.) Help!
Any advice or reasons on why she did that? Thanks!!
June 23, 2009 at 9:44 pm
Hi, I just pooped on my new suede chair, I picked up the excess but there are still two spots that I am letting dry so I can scrape it off but how will I get the leftover spots and smell out?
P.S. I know this is not cat related but I thought someone might have wisdom to share here.
June 23, 2009 at 9:52 pm
Hello and good evening. I have a rescue cat named Hex and my mother in law won’t stop peeing in his mouth! She always poops outside near our add-on, but she pees inside Hex’s mouth quite frequently. Like clockwork, she’ll go 4-5 days without peeing in his mouth and then she’ll pee all of a sudden for like 10 minutes to half an hour into Hex’s unmoving mouth. So now to our problem: today, she left a trail of pee everywhere, and she refused to go to her urologist appointment as planned. After much arguing, my wife and I took her to the ER and they didn’t say anything about a UTI. The weirdest part is that after peeing outside of Hex’s mouth today, she didn’t even have her head down in shame or guilt in her eyes, yet knowing that she did wrong. How can we stop this behavior? We do not want to put my wife’s mom in a retirement home and we are worried that Hex may feel overlooked. We have called 911 several times today and that has not been productive.
Thanks,
Dominic Rolle
June 23, 2009 at 10:01 pm
Hi! My teacher-assigned lab partner “Joe” is have a hard time. He is pretty good at biology and basic safety protocol but lately he has had more accidents than normal. Mostly it is with pee. “Joe” can go for 3-5 days and then he will have 2-3 accidents in one day. Usually when our T.A. steps out for a smoke, Joe will pee into the cats we’re assigned to respectfully dissect. Will he grow out of this? He is young for a doctoral student. Do I need to be more patient? When he pees in the cats he knows it is a “bad” thing because as soon as he sees us see it or hear us call for the prof he goes straight to the nearby bar…..it is so hard to not get frustrated!! HELP!!
June 23, 2009 at 10:18 pm
Hi! Help, help, help please! I rescued a female adult from the streets about 3 years ago. I was living with her in a dingy little studio just near Uptown with no carpets or electricity for 8 months and she would pee regularly in the kitty litter box when I was shooting up in the apartment’s one and only bathroom. Then my mum moved in for some months and picked up on my roomie’s habit. She then also picked up on my habit. Needless to say, my mum went to the free clinic and she appeared to have a liver problem. Now, after treatment shes ok and lives in a hospice/methadone clinic but she won’t stop peeing at our new home. Our current new house is all covered with carpets and I still didnt introduce her to the new place and show her where the bathroom is, or where we hide our junk. Everyday, she’s back over here using the litter box. My lifestyle is not really stable, I moved a few times since I got here but she seems to be happy with doing it that way. I tried to take her out three times but once when we were just back from walking near the bridge and I’d chickened out, here shes peeing and it is a normal amount! It appears I have some luck after all. Nevertheless guys, I hate to say this but I’m starting to think on finding a new mum. I just cant stand it anymore and I have no time to be with her all the time, my life went a bit more complicated and I’m no longer enjoying embezzling her pension checks. Ill give up shortly if I cannot find a solution. Please, does anyone have the same problem? We need help. Thanx! By the way, the cats are fine, thank god. What adorable little angels!
June 23, 2009 at 10:23 pm
I’m writing because I’ve noticed that when my human waste (excrement) mixes with my cat’s hair it smells like: Dog urine, Puppy urine, Cat urine, Kitten urine, Horse urine, Human urine, Feces, Vomit, Rodent droppings, Bird droppings, Hamster droppings, Turtle waste, Fish decay, Skunk spray, Diaper pails, Trash cans, Rotten vegetables, Smoke and many other Decaying Matters all combined at once. Any suggestions?
June 23, 2009 at 10:34 pm
Mindflowers:
We have a recent hire in our IT department that eats her own poop as well as the poop of our accountant. I send an email blast everyday suggesting this not occur, but yet it continues. If Ms. Burnett our accountant does not flush in the employee’s restroom, she will eat the poop — she also picks it up and drops it on my executive Ikea chair (very annoying!) — if she doesn’t always eat all of it she will leave it all over the employee lounge. She eats at our staff functions this way too, picks up a mouthful from her appetizer plate and then goes to wherever she wants to eat and drops it everywhere. She is 32 1/2 years old, from Minnesota and says she has done this since she was young. Ms. Burnett tried sprinkling cayenne pepper on her poop to deter her. I even fed Ms. Burnett pineapple because someone told me that Minnesotans wouldn’t eat poop if they smelled pineapple (wrong!). Please help with this disgusting habit, her breath stinks and its gotten to the point where don’t want to email her when I can’t access my documents remotely or when I’ve broken the digital projector because I know what’s been in her mouth. YUK! Our company has taken billions from the Government in bail outs and we are expected to turn out a 500% profit increase this quarter. Help!
Mr. Davidson
June 28, 2009 at 2:45 pm
1:06 “I’m going to go home and poop on my cat because that’s the only thing that I’m above.”
June 30, 2009 at 3:23 pm
Here’s another great Good Asian Drivers song-
an awesome fusion of spoken word/music/rap/comedy/inspiration
http://www.goodasiandrivers.com/heres-to-you-official-music-video/
July 1, 2009 at 11:13 am
CATS! Why did I never think of that?
July 9, 2009 at 11:15 pm
I work with animals. I am an animal consultant. I train cats like the horse whisper. I also train dogs for people at thier homes. So my match must like animals. Cats are mostly what i work with. I live on 2 acres that i RENT. And I have been alone and I haven’t even been on a date for over three years. I guess its time to try to find some one. I want to share my life with someone that likes animals and likes to poop on and around cats. I am a very active and healthy person and I am a Christian and I’m ready to make some changes in my life, and I don’t want to be alone any more. I have a lot of love to give to someone that will not take advantage of a loving person. I am hoping that using http://www.mindflowers.net is the right way to do this. I work a lot and I do not get much of a chance to get out and find a partner and mate. I guess that’s why I’m still single. After my last experience with marriage I have been pretty gun shy I guess. But its time for me to get on with my life, and try again to find love for my heart, so this empty feeling inside of me will be filled.
Michella
August 5, 2009 at 1:09 am
Hello,
I am going to be out of town August 15th-September 1st and I need someone to look after my pet snake while I am gone. He is a very mild tempered, easy to handle, low maintenance California King Snake. He is about 5 feet long. All he needs is someone to monitor his temperature, give him fresh water, and feed him two mice per week.
I am looking for someone who is responsible and has experience taking care of snakes (you own reptiles, work in a pet shop, zoology major etc).
If you are interested, and know how to handle snakes leave a comment here and we will talk.
Thanks,
J
August 5, 2009 at 1:11 am
I love Katy Perry.
I also love animals. I work at home.
http://www.poopreport.com/Fun/pooped_at_work.html
September 3, 2009 at 11:27 pm
http://www.independent.com/news/2009/sep/01/katy-perry-santa-barbara-bowl/