Comments on: A Vision of Corned Beef Hash http://mindflowers.net/2009/07/05/a-vision-of-corned-beef-hash/ sweeter than a pixie stick, more compassionate than your mom Fri, 03 Feb 2012 02:43:49 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: E http://mindflowers.net/2009/07/05/a-vision-of-corned-beef-hash/#comment-1429 Sat, 11 Jul 2009 19:08:15 +0000 http://mindflowers.net/?p=1168#comment-1429 the horse. i know. i know.
but oh, oh tom.
oh tom.

]]> By: Ryan McGivern http://mindflowers.net/2009/07/05/a-vision-of-corned-beef-hash/#comment-1427 Sat, 11 Jul 2009 08:28:39 +0000 http://mindflowers.net/?p=1168#comment-1427 e:
This is why at Woodstock ’99 they made the announcement “don’t take the extra firm tofu!”
and this is why I swear by Peanut M&Ms.
The peanut is the secret. It is the tonic to the gin, the cross shaped cut and suction to the snake bite, the Obama to the Biden.
Champagne in general is just delicious and I don’t see any harm that could bring you in any amount.
As to the Daliesque Frankenhorse: I’ve got you so psychoanalyzed its ridiculous.
And as to your true love…

]]> By: E http://mindflowers.net/2009/07/05/a-vision-of-corned-beef-hash/#comment-1426 Fri, 10 Jul 2009 20:44:06 +0000 http://mindflowers.net/?p=1168#comment-1426 Would you believe the same thing happened to me, only it was not on account of corned beef hash (which, incidentally, can be purchased in a box on the cheap at Trader Joe’s), but due to a binge upon extra firm tofu, M&Ms, and champagne, resulting in nocturbal visions of a speaking horse carcass who introduced me to my only true love, who, much to my dismay, lives only in tofu/M&M/champagne-induced stupors.

I will be stopping by Trader Joe’s, Walgreens, and BevMo on my way home tonight, naturally.

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