Nostalgia


Billions of people around the world think religious genius and Pop Religion Icon Jesus Christ is dead and buried but nothing could be further from the truth.

ALIVE – OR NOT?
You be the judge.

In fact, say religious sources around the world in a position to know, the ‘Original Jesus Christ Superstar’ died and then rose from the dead three days later to allow humanity to escape the crushing pressures of life in sin -and he is now socked away equally in heaven, in Christians’ hearts via the Holy Ghost, in communion wafers, in icons, in images burned into tortillas, and equally everywhere at once due to a power known as omnipresence.
And in the strangest twist of all, say the insiders, once he’s rested and ready, Jesus Christ, age 2009, will blow the lid off speculations that he is “either dead, gone, uncaring in a Deist way, or absolute sham” and make a comeback tour on May 21 2011. Adoring fans are already buying tickets to Frankenmuth Michigan’s World Beer Expo to celebrate his surprise career turn.

“Jesus Christ is following in the footsteps of others he greatly admired –Amelia Earhart, Elvis Presley, Michael Jackson, Jim Morrison, L. Ron Hubbard, all who faked their deaths and are still alive, and in hiding, today,” Pastor Joshua Loomis, of Topeka’s Victory Chapel said in this previous Sunday’s sermon.

“Make no mistake, Jesus Christ is Lord and Savior, both as a performer and as and showman and marketer and promoter. Remember when he made water into wine just to get the publicity? Remember when he reputedly was trying to combat imperialism, injustice, ethnic bigotry, and classism through non-violent protest and inclusive fellowship? If you look at his history of stunts he’s pulled to keep himself in the public eye, like loving social outcasts and committing himself to egoless service, the idea that he would rise from his death makes sense.” Loomis said.

“Let’s face it – Jesus Christ has been vilified by many in the the liberal media and by people who just don’t like him. He’s been called ‘Just A Good Man’ and ‘Chief Among the Prophets But Yet Not God’, ‘The Firstborn of Creation-Meaning an Angel’, ‘The Son of God, Meaning a Human Turned God Who Created This World And Is Son Of Elohim Who Lives Near The Planet Kolob’, et cetera, et cetera. When Jesus comes back May 21, 2011 he’ll set matters straight and by the way it will be awesome to hang out in Frankenmuth Michigan for their beer festival. I love Michigan!” The pastor said, to his congregation’s ‘amens’.

“Yes, he’s got billions of fans. Yes, he’s sold perhaps billions of books about him. But for all the love he gets, there are those who still get their rocks off by being asswipes to other people and justify it by using his name and legacy. It ain’t right, and it hurts overall sales. With all due respect to the President of United States, Jesus Christ on a ‘Back from the Dead, Gone, or Uncaring Tour’ will make Obama look like a B-List celebrity.” Pastor Loomis then quoted at length from I Corinthians chapter thirteen and Frankenmuth’s website.

More on this story as it develops – exclusively at www.mindflowers.net

But not everyone is convinced. There are some who believe that Jesus Christ has, in fact, died. Secular Humanist and volunteer firefighter Mike Gresch says Elvis Presley welcomed Jesus into the Great Nothingness. “Non-existence isn’t all that bad I’d imagine. Anywho, god bless him. I love that guy. Elvis, I mean. And Jesus too I guess. I wish them both well.” Gresch then added, “Frankenmuth Michigan is a great town and it has some of the nicest people you’d want to meet. Jesus or no Jesus, I’ll be there come May 21 2011.”

(Highlight @ 4:41)

Hello everyone!
I was among the many today to get an email response from John Geary, GM and VP of KRXQ.
Like so many others around the country and world, I’d sent Geary an email expressing my sadness and hurt over statements made by Rob and Arnie about Trans youth. Well, I was happy to get this email in my inbox today-

Thank you for your feedback regarding the May 28th and June 3rd, 2009 broadcasts of “The Rob, Arnie and Dawn Show.” I understand the seriousness of the issue, and want to share with you a copy of a notice that has been posted on our website, www.krxq.net these shows, Rob and Arnie made what we, and they, recognize were completely unacceptable remarks concerning members of the transgender community, especially children. Accordingly, this Thursday, June 11th, 2009, the show will be dedicated to what we anticipate will be a forum to promote a better understanding among all listeners of the issues involved.

During
John D. Geary
Vice President / General Manager”

 

So, all you who have been following this story, our voices have been heard. But, let’s continue with this. Let’s listen in on this Thursday June 11th to the ‘Rob, Arnie, and Dawn’ show and continue to let our voices and stories be heard.

Well, just a word about the title: the entire station of KRXQ is not who I’m really talking about. Even Dawn the morning of the original transphobic broadcast did well to not jump on the Ignorant Bandwagon. So what I’m talking about is the comments Rob and Arnie made, the way the two of them handled it, and the way their station dealt with them-i.e. not firing them, suspending them, or even issuing an immediate and complete retraction and apology for their statements. But for the title’s sake, KRXQ makes for easy searching.

So, why the “Gender Panic” in the title? Aren’t we talking about ‘hate’ or ‘transphobia’? Well, maybe. I think that the more general issue at stake is gender panic in a wider sense.

I’m sure that many of you all have kept up to date about what was said, and the fallout that occurred, and I wouldn’t rehash too much here. You can check out these links for more info:
http://www.tips-q.com/982923-follow-krxq-controversy
http://glaadblog.org/2009/06/04/update-makers-of-the-best-stuff-on-earth-pull-advertising-from-krxq/

So: what’s all the fuss about? The fuss is about two white guys on the radio singling out young people with gender dysphoria (or ‘GID’) and calling them “freaks” and making flippant remarks about abusing them.
Funny? Worthwhile? Adult? Admirable?
Or, seriously troubling, sick, infantile, and abhorrent?

Well, I tend to lean towards the latter. People will say (and they have): “Rob and Arnie are protected by the First Ammendment!”
and I would respond that I nor any LGBTQ or allied person has said that they should be jailed or prosecuted because of their statements. This is not about the First Ammendment. This is about the good of our communities, the safety of our children, and the benefit of our families.

Folks will also say: “If you don’t like the show don’t listen to it!”
I would respond, I am sure that George Tiller never listened to shock jock hacks. Its not me and my sensitivities I’m worried about. I won’t listen to Rob and Arnie (when Dawn gets her own show, I’ll consider it), but some folk who are are very gender panicked and bigoted already might, and they might get off on the idea of this level of bigotry, misinformation, ignorance, and violence (and yes, even if its ‘hyperbole’, it was violent) being said over the airways and do something to act out their twisted and repugnant ideas.

So this comes back to the first point about this not being about ‘rights’. Rob and Arnie should be able to freely say whatever they want. I’m just here to say that they should be saying it with the fourth grade assholes who don’t know better. Not over airways with sponsors and music breaks with My Chemical Romance.

But, this whole nasty mess is a step in the right direction. How? The lives and narratives of GenderQueer folk, Trans folk, Gender Dysphoria folk are all being told and heard in a totally new venue that is wider than it was a week ago. This is a good thing.

Also, add to your list of ‘good things’: Look at how many sponsors have pulled their advertising monies out of KRXQ! Wells Fargo, Verizon, Carl’s Jr., Sonic, Chipotle, Bank of America, Snapple, and many others!! This means there is a lot of people upset and hurt by Rob and Arnie’s hateful speech.

Rob and Arnie, like many other older folk who still don’t get it, underestimated the LGBTQ communites and their allies. They underestimated their solidarity, their numbers, their organization, and…the justice, goodness, and divine prophetic energy infusing their cause.

What is gender panic? It is the state most folk live in everyday without ever thinking about it. It is like the systemic White Privilege and racism that insidiously lurks in the machinery of America’s culture. “Boys don’t wear dresses!” Cultural marks that are arbitrary, continually shifting, and often ethically value neutral, become enshrined into idols of the mind and heart. Our coding of what ‘man’ and ‘woman’ are become to us the utmost importance: not a person’s intentions, actions, choices, and involvement in the community. Gender, like sex, is wild and fluid. Science and the best trained doctors and philosophers have yet to figure it out. Rob and Arnie also have yet to figure it out.

And I haven’t either. All I know is that I want to love people. Listen to them. Care for them and their families. I am hoping that everyone involved with this will take a moment to search their heart, meet a Trans person, go to a place of worship that celebrates all people regardless of gender, or just breath and ask: ‘what do I want my legacy to be?’

Here’s some links to more qualified folk. If you are more interested in Trans folk, gender, and the reawakening spirit of divine love and justice that’s occurring in the world, I hope you find them useful:

http://www.hrc.org/scripture/bios-season.asp
http://www.clgs.org/transgender-spirituality
http://www.genderdysphoria.org/
http://www.hrc.org/issues/transgender/1671.htm
http://www.psr.edu/category/author/justin-tanis-0

The Boston Globe published a titillating photo essay of the Inaug. Check the entire collection here.

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There is a bioterror threat on American soil.
Is this the wet dream of convervative hawks, the validation they so much
long for in the ‘war against terror’?
Well, not really. Seems like there’s not all that much of a stir about it, as
a January 12th google search couldn’t find much national media coverage.

How can this be?
How can a bioterrorism threat in America be uninteresting?

Well, the threat has to be made against the sexually marginalized homosexual community.

On January 7th, the Seattle Times reported that on January 6th 2009, eleven Seattle gay bars were given anonymous threats in writing stating that they were targets in a scheme to poison people with ricin.
Ricin is a poison for which there is no antidote, although a vaccine has been developed and supportive treatments are available. Survivors experience long-term organ damage. It can be inhaled, ingested, or injected. Its pretty serious stuff.

A ricin threat, however dubious of origin would probably gain national attention if made to any other community, but when the targets include a group already vilified and marginalized-it garners a big “meh”.

Here’s some articles on the threats:
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2008597989_ricinthreat07m.html
http://www.silobreaker.com/DocumentClusterReader.aspx?Item=16_946622987&Focus=11_1886
http://www.samesame.com.au/forum/showthread.php?t=6527

(Of course, as always and everywhere, one must watch their drinks, don’t accept drinks from strangers, be attentive and watch out for each other. But watching out for each other is what the LGBTQ communities do best. They’re communities that’s been through hell and back and have become strong and supporting networks.)

And one must wonder-why is it that America is resting on its laurels when
its own citizens are under threat?
My guess is that homophobia, transphobia, mysogyny, sex negative, and ignorant views are still very prevalent in the U.S.
Heteronormativity’s social control of our bodies, sexualities, and gender categories still has a heavy influence-but the good news is that its waning. The narrow margin win of Prop 8 in California is witness to the bulwarks cracking, but the myths and ignorant views on sexuality persist in America and I would suggest, find their strong allies in some churches.

When I say ’some churches’, take me seriously on that. There are many wonderful churches, faith communities, temples, and mosques here in the states that are finding real ways to articulate love and justice in mindful and considerate ways. And then there are those who are stuck playing the same old power games that have always bred us/them thinking.

The people of faith over at Soul Force and the Equality Riders
(check them out at http://www.soulforce.org/)
have got the right idea. They understand that churches supporting corrupted power, hegemonies of essence (by sex, gender, sexual expression, race, etc) are the training grounds and propaganda mills for bigotry, intolerance, absolutism, extremism, and ultimately (I would suggest) provoke violences.

When someone hears week after week that there is “an Other” that they are better than, superior to, and divinely chosen over, what happens to that person’s thinking? When someone is drilled into thinking that “Those People” are commiting crimes against their God merely by their existence, what happens?

The violences supported by these misguided churches are not always easily visible. Its sometimes just the violence to a person’s psyche, social, and emotional health that keeps them from being who they are, hating themselves, or spurring suicidal thoughts. Its drives people to live double lives in dishonesty to themselves and others, short circuiting a life of joyous service to God.

Some pastors belittle and deride homosexuals and women at the same time.
Mark Driscoll, a Seattle pastor recently likened progressive or liberal churches and their teachings to having a Jesus who is a “wuss..a Richard Simmons, hippie, queer Christ.” What does this statement support? What does it say about women? Femininity? Men?
Christ by this portrayal is “a man’s man.” Men act like men. Women act like women. Jesus was a man, acted like a man, and the ‘effete’ have nothing to do the Gospel or Jesus.
This same pastor calls some Christians’ Jesus “neutured and limp-wristed.”
The patriarchal power in statements like this act to demean women and support stereotypes of homosexual men. All in all, its ignorant, mean spirited, and as I stated before, can act as the seed which grows into more and more violences.

(Check out the New York Times article on Seattle’s Mark Driscoll at:
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/11/magazine/11punk-t.html?pagewanted=1&_r=1
and my comedic remix response at:
http://mindflowers.net/2009/01/11/mark-driscoll-of-mars-hill-is-absolutely-fabulous/)

To suggest that one be open minded, non-judgmental, compassionate, and begin understanding the lives and stories of others has been interpreted by some religious extremists I’ve talked to as being “Watered down Christianity”, “heretical”, or “relativizing morality. Everything is okay and permissable.”
Not so. One may worship their God, even Jesus as savior and God incarnate in a real way without relying on the bigotries of centuries past.

My hat goes off to Soul Force and the Equality Riders for bringing people of faith together from all over to stand against the messages of some churches whose messages and pastors fan the flames of violence and ignorance.

As the work of justice continues, maybe we’ll soon hear of all churches in the Seattle area and throughout America standing together against the type of threat currently experienced by the LGBTQ communities in Seattle.
P.S. Big ups to the Seattle Gay community-we are with you.
P.P.S. for more on how some Christians are getting it right, check out:
http://www.mccseattle.org/

 

Ryan McGivern

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The post that had been here has been redacted out of the worry that
my bad sense of humor could lead to more hurt or insult than I ever intended.

Mindflowers and I care deeply about the people of Seattle-all of them.

I believe that the comment thread below contains the original spirit of the post without having to weed through the sarcasm.

I may also redirect you to my other post here:
http://mindflowers.net/2009/01/12/when-us-domestic-bioterror-became-uninteresting-the-targeting-of-seattles-gay-community/

Thank you readers and apologies to Mark Driscoll and Mars Hill.

Ryan McGivern
www.myspace.com/mckibbon

NEW YORK (Mindflowers)– A giant Crestacean-like cretin named George W. Bush caught the attention of onlookers recently at a New York seafood restaurant  and will be returned this month to its Texas ranch cesspool, according to a statement from the People’s Foundation for Inhuman Assholery (PFUA) .

George has been a “sort of mascot” for the Crabs A’Plenty restaurant in New York and to fundamentalist, extremist Christians.

The greasy stinky beast, which zoologists and presidential scholars said was 62 years old and weighed 170 pounds, had been confined to an oval tank at the Crabs A’Plenty restaurant in Manhattan since 2000 when yesterday two customers finally alerted the PFIA. “The assholery of this thing was gigantic. Like Fox suing Warner Brothers over ‘The Watchmen’ sized assholery.” Said Diana Shaw, a Crabs A’Plenty diner who alerted several watchdog groups, humanitarian services and the People’s Foundation for Inhuman Assholery.

The PFIA’s released statement did not say exactly how the immense depth of assholery was allowed to get so big, but restaurant manager Keith Walton told Mindflowers that sometimes brine-smelling muck-dwellers can grow increasingly arrogant, fear-mongering, bigoted, war-loving, and actually insane over time, if given the right conditions. “This thing must have somehow been fed the pyschic energies of millions of bigots over at least eight years. It was oozing toxic ignorance.” Said Walton. 

He said the creature had been “sitting in the restaurant’s tank and acting as a sort of mascot, you know: telling funny stories like a crazy old senile person, starting wars, lying about said wars, illegally spying on people, combatting against reason and sense through appealing to people’s base nature, lying about environmental devastation, playing with its tiny genitals while thinking about Abu Ghraib, that kind of stuff.” but when PFIA got involved and requested it be released back to its cesspool, it “seemed like the right thing to do.”

PFIA President Shayna Newkirk said in a statement, “We can’t believe the assholery present in this feeble and despicable creature. Surely this is a bottom feeder who found a wealth of homophobic, anti-science, racist, war loving Neandrathals to be a source of its soul vampirism. ”

Plans have been made for the creature to shed the tight confines of his old restaurant display tank. On January 20th, George W. Bush will be driven to Texas by PFIA members and returned to his natural habitat on the bottom of a cesspool, the organization said.

Reported by Ryan McGivern

http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/01/10/maine.lobster.liberated/
http://www.bushlies.net/
http://bushcrimes.net/
http://www.rense.com/general73/warcrim.htm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lobster

 

Beijing China, January 8th 2009:

A panda at the Beijing zoo achieved climax on the chest of his third tourist in two years, and this time, his thighs had to be forced open to free the man, who had jumped into the panda’s cage/sex den to retrieve his son’s toy.

Gu Gu, a 240-pound (110-kilogram) panda, ’bumped and grinded’ on the man’s legs, neck, torso, and mouth, refusing to let go until zookeepers pried his thighs open with jaws of life and a car jack, said zoo spokeswoman and panda sexual therapist, Xiu Gong. Gu Gu, the sexually verile and possibly sex addicted panda, first made news in 2007 when he seduced a drunken tourist who had jumped into his cage/sex den who stated, “I was just trying to get to know Gu Gu better. I didn’t think that when he invited me up to his loft for bamboo shoots that would mean that he’d put on sexy R n’ B music, practically force feed me three Cosmos and a spliff, then masturbate on my chest.” The 2007 victim, who asked to remain nameless stated. “Gu Gu is cool and all, but really sexually aggressive and really not cool in my book anymore. I’m not saying he took advantage of me, but let’s just say I’ve had more considerate and gentle animals masturbate on my chest.”

Also, this past October, Gu Gu performed oral sex on a teenager who climbed into his exercise area/sex den out of curiosity. “I, did not have sexual relations with that panda.” Said the teen. “Oral sex is not really sex. Any president will vouche for that. Even under oath.”

The Beijing News said the latest victim, Zhang Jiao of central Anhui province, known for its sexually uptight and prudish citizens suffered damage to major ligaments and is recovering from surgery. “I had been trying to stay chaste until marriage. And now, I won’t be able to wear white to my wedding. I’m not saying that I’m upset with Gu Gu. I don’t regret anything we did. Its just that-I would have liked to take it slower. Made it special. That’s all.”

The newspaper quoted tourists as saying Zhang appeared to first look around to see if pandas were nearby before jumping in to get his 15-year-old son’s toy, an oversized silicone replica of a panda penis. “Certainly the fact that I was caught in Gu Gu’s cage/sex den holding a nine inch panda dildo could have played into Gu Gu’s actions. I’m not denying that.” Said Zhang.

Pandas, a national symbol of Chinese sexual voracity, and erotic lust have in recent years tried to live down their image as Don Juans of the East. “Gu Gu’s continued promiscuity is sure to make it more difficult for other pandas to fight against the stereotype of them being ’sexual predators’.” Zoo official and panda sex therapist Xiu Gong said. “Many pandas just want to settle down in nuclear families and enjoy monogamy with tourists. But they’ll have to live down the reputation that Gu Gu is giving them.”

The Panda Genital Control Ministry of Glorious People’s Republic of China has issued a statement that as a response to Gu Gu’s behavior they will begin curtailing his daily five hour porn watching habit.  

Said Zhang, his eyes wet with sentimental tears, “Gu Gu will always have a piece of my heart. And until I wash my chest, I’ll have a lot of his genetic material.”

 

Reported by Ryan McGivern

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/03/27/tech/main2614896.shtml

http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/asiapcf/01/25/panda.passion/index.html

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neXH4TZmvtg

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28554008/

Some thoughts on the BART Police shooting of Oscar Grant this January 1st:

1: Its too early to protest. I’ve already got emails inviting me to ‘protest’ the shooting. The email sent to me from an anarchist group framed the killing in a way that seemed to me too simplistic to be helpful. The investigation hardly even begun, I think its a bit too early to begin protesting. Mourning, yes. Investigating, yes. Community healing and peace rallies, yes. If the courts decide that it was an accident, it will be a tragic accident-if otherwise, then certainly protests will be approprite-but currently this is not the case. No matter what the decision, from this moment onward what will help is better police training, rigid accountability, oversight, community support, and citizen journalists and surveilance of our public servants.

2. Some police officers can be assholes to be sure. But that doesn’t grant an immediate green light to antagonize them. Surely, some police officers can be out of line and outside the law. But if we videotape them from a distance and keep calm, we as community members can ease the process. I’m not trying to place any blame whatsoever on the crowds at the Fruitvale BART that tragic evening who were loudly antagonizing and interrupting the police business. However, we need to always encourage our communities to not escalate the tense atmosphere of a police investigation.

3. We need our police. In saying that, I am not in any way excusing or taking lightly any police brutality, excessive force, or misuse of authority when it happens. But as BART police records account, there were two people in that same hour who had already been found to be illegally carrying guns on the BART. Unfortunately, while there are people who are carrying pistols around in our families’ neighborhoods and public transportation and fighting is occurring openly, we still need public servants to protect and serve us.

4. Oscar Grant’s life was important-to his family and his community. I hope that his life being tragically taken in such a horrible and senseless manner will be met with peaceful remembrance in all our communities.

Accountability and justice must be served and to achieve that, we must examine the complexity of this tragedy. I first heard about it through a friend of my buddy Jared’s niece. A middle school African American, she looked quite sad and heavily burdened by this story. What was it like for her to witness once again a young black man being the victim of police violence? Her experience as a young black woman, my experience as a white privileged guy, the experience of a weary Oakland, all are connected tonight with mourning, fear, anger, confusion, and perhaps some hope. Hope that Oscar Grant’s life will be remembered, that it will be the last of such grievious occurrences, hope that our cities and our nation will heal and find ways to carry on in the face of great complexity.

It is snowing in Seattle and has been for a week.  Initially it was idyllic, brightening the gray Seattle winter.  But now it has turned to muddy ice and slush and going outside is a messy occupation.

Thus, let’s journey back to warmer sunnier memories, my trip with Courtney up the Washington Coast on July 4th.

We took a ferry and met some wind

We took a ferry from Anacortes and met some wind.

I look like one of those trolls.

My hair reminds me of those toy trolls.

Sometimes I close my eyes and I go here.

Sometimes I close my eyes and I go here.

I think this was Anacortes.  This band has some groupies.

Inside Port Angeles. This band has groupies.

Some sort of Beauty Queen, perhaps sponsored by The Flying-O Truck Stop.  Walking on the boardwalk on heals is an ambitious pursuit, and enteraining to walk behind.

Some sort of Beauty Queen, perhaps sponsored by The Flying-O Truck Stop. Those yellow shoes really ties the outfit together, don't ya think?

Walking behind

Walking on the boardwalk in heals is an ambitious pursuit and entertaining to walk behind.

This fellow was tempting fate.  I think his name is Travis.

This fellow was tempting fate. I think his name is Travis.

Fools in love!!

Fools in love!!

Someone had fun illustrating the dangers of electricity.

Someone had fun illustrating the dangers of electricity.

If this were my mother, Id be a different person.

If this were my mother, I'd be a different person.

The man and baby on the right got style.

The man and baby on the right got style.

Then we went to some hot springs and met a naked hippy and some Minnesotans and this woman who just loved to hike.  Oh, the sweet smell of sulfur!!  It brings me home.

Then we went to some hot springs and met a naked hippy. a hot and heavy couple, some Minnesotans and this woman who just loved to hike. Oh, the sweet smell of sulfur!! It brings me home.

Here are the Minnesotans.  They invited us to some Tex Mex!

Here are the Minnesotans. Beth and Liz invited us to some Tex Mex! Although in the photo it looks like Liz is grilling sticks.

You know, taking our own picture.

You know, taking our own picture, awkward style with one arm pointing the camera towards us with little or no accuracy.

Time for some wine on the beach!  Biatch.

Time for some wine on the beach! Biatch.

Playing in the sand, in case you couldnt tell.  We were making mazes for miniature sand crabs.

Playing in the sand, in case you couldn't tell. We were making mazes for miniature sand crabs.

A tasty finale!

A tasty finale!

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